Out of the Mouth of Babes

WARNING***WARNING****WARNING***Do not read this blog out loud if young children are in the room. Some text may not be suitable for young children. Parental Discretion is advised.

So, Hannah has been saying things that are just too funny not to document. Here are some of her latest comments.

1. In Sacrament meeting a few Sundays ago, I took Nathan out to change a poopy diaper. I had to walk by Hannah and Aaron to get out. Apparently Hannah said, in full voice mind you, "Daddy, are you a little gassy?" NICE!!! :o)

2. Last night Aaron sneezed at the dinner table and Hannah said, "Daddy, do you have a cough and diarrhea?". Tee-hee

3. Last, but not least with our little missy, Hannah has been going #2 in her underwear lately. Needless to say, it has been EXTREMELY challenging to be patient with her as she seems to do it on purpose. Urgh! Anyway, we've been making her clean herself up, (supervised of course). The other day Aaron was in the bathroom with her while she was cleaning herself up. To give you the full picture she was standing by the toilet with her wipes and talking to the poop saying, "come on poop, come on my wipe" (everything is alive to her). If that's not bad enough, once she succeeded to clean herself up and the "poop was on the paper" she then said, "oh, there's some crap"! Um Hello.....we don't talk like that I swear!!!! Aaron just about died laughing, but did his best to not let her see him laughing as we CERTAINLY don't want to encourage those kind of words. We have no idea where she heard that word, but think maybe she learned it from some boys she would play with occasionally. They were a little older and maybe they talked a little dirty. :o)

Oh this parenting stuff is always good for a laugh!