Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Sometimes someone else says it better

Found this on a blog and laughed out loud and could completely relate.

How to burp a new baby

  • Step 1: Nurse them really good to relieve any engorgement.
  • Step 2: Burp them in all the traditional ways -over the shoulder or on your lap.
  • Step 3: Because you were unsuccessful, hold them in an upright position patting their back until they or you fall asleep.
  • Step 4: Because it is the middle of the night, lay them back down in bed and crawl in yourself.
  • Step 5: Pretend you’re asleep. Wait patiently for 1 to 2 minutes. Baby will begin to whine and fuss.
  • Step 6: Pick baby up and a large boisterous burp will come out. This method never fails.
  • Step 7: Now that baby is fully awake and will want to be topped off start over at step 1. 
And here is a few pictures of my Joe at some point in the night. Love this little stinker!

 A perfect Angel!



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