Found this on a blog and laughed out loud and could completely relate.
How to burp a new baby
- Step 1: Nurse them really good to relieve any engorgement.
- Step 2: Burp them in all the traditional ways -over the shoulder or on your lap.
- Step 3: Because you were unsuccessful, hold them in an upright position patting their back until they or you fall asleep.
- Step 4: Because it is the middle of the night, lay them back down in bed and crawl in yourself.
- Step 5: Pretend you’re asleep. Wait patiently for 1 to 2 minutes. Baby will begin to whine and fuss.
- Step 6: Pick baby up and a large boisterous burp will come out. This method never fails.
- Step 7: Now that baby is fully awake and will want to be topped off start over at step 1.
A perfect Angel!
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